Go left, into the gorge.

If you remember anything from your camping days, it’s that running water is always a good thing. You head down into the gorge.

It’s a difficult, steep trail, and it’s slow going. Before you even realize it, it’s nearly nightfall. You’re starting to panic, but you can hear the river in front of you. Surely the ropes course is near the river, down in the valley, right? You pull out your phone, the flashlight cutting weakly through the dark. The first small, creeping snowflakes begin to fall.

Now you hear something other than the river. A low, droning hum, an insectoid static. It must be the group, the far-off rumble of conversation and music.

So why does it sound like it’s behind you?

The river is getting louder now — it must be right in front of you. But your flashlight is more and more useless in the rapidly growing snowfall. A shadow flickers past a tree — just the storm, surely — and then another. The hum grows louder and louder, as if hundreds of teeth were grinding and gnashing in the dark. You’re speeding up, now, jogging, starting to sprint.

Your ankle catches, and you go flying.

Your phone skitters away, but you scramble to grab it. Because that wasn’t a root or a rock you tripped on. Something grabbed you. You shine a light back down the trail and stare in horror at an arm, a human arm, it’s skin and bone severed at the shoulder, it’s mangled hand stuck into the air. You scramble back and trip over a something else — a leg. To your right a sickening tuft of skin and hair, to your left, half a jawbone.

And all the while, the humming growing louder and louder, the teeth grinding and gnawing faster and faster, until, on the back of your neck, you feel the hot, wet breath seeping through them.

In the morning they’ll find parts of you in six different places, speared neatly on sharpened branches like ancient, primordial meathooks. Like you are being saved for later. Because, deep in the Glen, away from all the paths, the rest of you isn’t being saved at all.

Give it another shot, sport?

Credits

Find your own way to the course.

Screw waiting, you know your way The Glen like the back of your hand. You set off into the woods with a pep in your step.

It’s gotten dark since you left the dorm, as if the clouds were lower. Or maybe it’s the woods themselves. Even though the trees are stripped of their leaves, they block out everything — the sun, the wind, the sounds of campus. Your only companion is the soft crunch of leaves beneath your feet and the quiet, visible panting of your breath.

Before you is a fork in the road, and, for the first time, your memory fails you. Maybe you don’t remember how to get to the ropes course… To the left, the trail snakes down into a gorge, and you can hear the faintest sound of running water. To your right, the path shoots up along a ridge, curving away from campus.

A) Go left, into the gorge.

B) Go right, up onto the ridge.

Nature Walk & Ropes Course

“Careful,” the student says, smiling. “Rumor has it that The Butcher is back.” You smile at the old ghost story, a holdover from days spent hazing freshman every Halloween. It’s good to know the new students keep up traditions. No matter how long it’s been, some things never change.

Butcher or not, nothing beats an autumn walk in the woods. You thank the student and head down the old, familiar paths towards The Glen. You brush past the old, stone buildings you used to study in, each window black. For what feels like the first time, you see other people on campus, but they’re all at a distance, jackets pulled around their faces. No one turns towards you or acknowledges your presence, but you get the feeling that they’re watching you.

It’s a relief when you’re past the last building, it’s darkened windows behind you as you approach the path into the woods.

You look around for a group, but all you see is a note nailed to a tree. It reads:

“Dear Alumni, if you’re reading this, we’re already at the ropes course. If you know the Glen, feel free to find us. Otherwise, wait for the next Orientation Leader to arrive.”

So, what’ll it be?

A) Find your own way to the course.

B) Wait for an orientation leader.