1B You don’t want to be rude, it’s been so long since you’ve seen the gang, and they were your closest friends. But holy shit, does that kid smell bad. Because he has a rare form of sweat gland infection known as axeterosis. Had you had the guts to tell him, he would have gone to a doctor. He knows he smells, he’s just been denying his problem because admitting he needs help is hard. But his infection will go undiscovered, and that’s bad for you. Because when he hands you a chicken wing that he’d already taken a bite of, you contract his disease. And you have a weaker blood type. Plus years of cigarette smoking have robbed your immune system of any ammunition. If only someone had just told him he smelled.

YOU DIED!

Start over?