Throwing yourself on the floor, you start eating what appears to be the liver of Twin #2. It tastes gamy and is extremely difficult to chew. Once you start eating the entrails, the faceless alumni stop and stare at you, before advancing towards you. You’ve committed to this, though: you keep eating, until they scoop you up and carry you towards the window.
Turns out you accomplished absolutely nothing, aside from becoming a cannibal before getting defenestrated. Congratulations. You can reflect on your accomplishments as you fall to the ground next to the charred corpse of the Woman of a Certain Age and, upon landing, get struck by lightning, too. Yep…
It coulda been worse… try again?